i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just want nice things and good sex
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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