so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
