think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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