What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Is it because I queefed?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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