my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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