Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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