She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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