We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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