i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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