yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
