I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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