just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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