It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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