____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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