I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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