I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
