ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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