what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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