is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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