do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
time to smoke my breakfast
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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