Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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