evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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