I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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