maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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