Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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