remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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