Dual....:-)
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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