come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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