i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
