He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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