I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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