party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i drank out of a bidet.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
