I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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