They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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