The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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