Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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