Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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