My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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