So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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