you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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