we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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