Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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