the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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