is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it was like having sex with a tree stump
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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