Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
