She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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