Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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