Whoa Z and x make the same sound
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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