Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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