I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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