ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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